Steamy Romance by DJ ROBO BISCUIT

Warning: This story is not for children.

Mary Thromter was in her Escalade. She was in the back seat and her driver was taking her through the neighborhood. She did not frequently travel through this part of town.

Some men caught her eye. They were working men.

“Octavio stop the car.” She said. The car stopped and they were right next to a construction site. There were some heavily tanned men standing near the road.

Mary rolled down her window. “Hey you, come with me.” She pointed to one of the men and he did.

She opened the door and he got in the car. His skin was a deep tan from working in the son and he was wearing working boots.

“Drive Octavio.” Mary said. And the Escalade rolled on to its destination.

“So, what is your name cutie?”

The man spoke, “It’s Jim.”

“Oh Jim. That’s a beautiful name.” Mary purred.

“Thanks miss.” Said Jim.

“Just call me Mary.” As Mary spoke she flicked her hair out of her face and she shifted her legs.

“Well, where are we going Mary?” Asked Jim.

“Back to my place. It won’t be far now.” Said Mary.

They arrived at her estate. It was a huge house with a gate. They got out of the car and entered the home.

“Come Jim, we will go straight to the bedroom.” Said Mary.

“Fine with me.” said Jim.

They both entered her palatial bedroom. Mary moved to the bed and sat on it. She turned to Jim.

Mary looked at him with lust. “Come to me you dirty hard-working man.”

And he did. Their bodies came close together physically on the bed with the expensive sheets.

He took off his workman’s shirt and threw it to the floor. His body was muscular and strong.

“Oh yes! I like what I see.” Said Mary. Their mouths locked together as they kissed each other. They kissed with passion and even used their tongues.

Mary pulled back for a moment and looked at Jim. “Your french kiss is good like a tasty croissant.”

“Thank you.” Said Jim.

As they kissed, Jim used his hands to grab her breasts. He squeezed them firmly with his strong working hands.

“Not too hard Jim, my breasts are not cactus.” Mary moaned.

Things were getting exciting. Mary unleashed, “Oh take me you dirty working man! Give me your eggplant!”

Jim inserted his reproductive organ into her receiving hole and thrusted. He thrusted in, but also pulled out, but also went back in.

“Oh yes! Me Like-y! Me Like-y! Yowza!” Yelled Mary with her pleasure.

They both climaxed together and it was great.

As they lay in bed, Mary looked at Jim with joy. She said, “That was amazing Jim. If you want you can have a shower here and you can even have some food.”

Jim looked at her, “Do you have soap?” He looked towards the shower.

“I do.” Confirmed Mary.

“Fantastic.” Said Jim. His face revealed a smile as he had not showered with soap in over 3 days.

(The End)

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

An interesting film.  It was well shot (cinematography).  The plot is not overly complicated but the movie does have twists and turns.  The film has an interesting tone as well, definitely a “black comedy” as well as a drama.     The movie is an original idea and it is an entertaining film.   I don’t know if it is one of the BEST movies of 2017, but it was definitely a good movie and I would be willing to watch it a second time.

You might even like this film if you are from Missouri (or maybe maybe even North Carolina)

-DJ ROBO BISCUIT

Right vs Left (Conservative vs Liberal)

Biscuit post, right vs left,  conservative vs liberal

The Right and Republicans and Conservatives:

Conservatism is a philosophy that promotes retaining traditional social institutions in the context of culture and civilization.

Central tenets include “tradition”   “hierarchy and authority”      more extreme seek a return to “the way things were.”     A general defense of social and economic inequality.       Having power threatened and trying to win it back.

“American conservatives consider individual liberty, within the bounds of conformity to American values, as the fundamental trait of democracy, which contrasts with modern American liberals, who generally place a greater value on equality and social justice”

Judeo-Christian Values

Moral Absolutism

Anti-Communism and the fight against Creeping Socialism

American Exceptionalism

Abortion,   The mixture of Reality with Religion.

The Left and Democrats and Liberals

Liberty and equality

such as freedom of speechfreedom of the pressfreedom of religionfree marketscivil rightsdemocratic societies, secular governments, gender equality and international cooperation

The Age of Enlightenment

No State Religion; No Absolute Monarchy; No Divine Right of Kings

representative democracy and the rule of law

public trial by jury

Gender equality and racial equality

Separation of Church and State

Should there be welfare?

What about things such as torture as well as cruel punishment or public punishment?

 

End of post, DJ ROBO BISCUIT

 

The Story Continues (The Forever solider)

I stood on the grassy bank looking out upon the city.  Cairo.  The capital of Egypt.

There I stood.  I looked upon the city.  It was well-fortified.   I wondered if the leader had a plan up his sleeve.

“Hello.” Said a fellow soldier.

“Hello Russ.” I said to him.

He walked up and stood next to me as we looked upon the city.  Russ was a good man.  He was a skilled archer.

“Looks like we will be attacking Cairo today.”  Said Russ.

“Is that so?”  I asked.

“That’s what people think that Leader will order.”  Russ said.

More men arrived.  There were some men on horseback.  There were some men with spears and there were a few men with only axes.

I thought to myself, “We have many men but not enough to win this fight.”

 

(End of Entry, DJ ROBO BISCUIT, April 21)

The Forever Solider Continued

“How old are you?”

“I don’t know how old I am.”

“But How long have you been alive?”

“I don’t know my age but I have lived a long time.”

“You don’t look a day older than thirty.”

“I can’t remember the last time that I looked older.”

“So are you saying you are immortal?”

“I don’t think so.  I have been wounded in battle.  But when I was wounded in battle I would find a medic and they would heal me.”

“That is so odd.  Have you always been a solider?”

“As long as I can remember I have been a soldier.  I have been in many battles.”

“Like what?”

“I helped our Leader destroy the Egyptians.”

“Oh wow.”

“Yes.  They were not that advanced.  Our technology was ahead of theirs and we were able to defeat them.  But we did lose men in battle.”

“Do you always follow orders?”

“Of course I do.  I am a solider.”

“But what if you did not?”

“What do you mean?”

“What if you did not follow your orders?”

“The thought has never occurred to me.  The orders have always been followed.”

“You never put any thought into if you wanted to be a solider or not?”

“I am a solider.  Have you always been a civilian?”

 

(END OF ENTRY, DJ ROBO BISCUIT)  Monday April 17, 2017

A Message to My Fans

Hello fans.

Thank you for being a fan of DJ ROBO BISCUIT.

If you are a fan and you enjoy my content then I have a simple request: Be honest.

If you like my post, then please “like” my post.   If my post is crap then feel free to comment that my post is crap and how I can improve it.

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Feel free to ask me questions in the comment section as well.

Thank you for being a fan of DJ ROBO BISCUIT.

Stay Fluffy!

-DJ ROBO BISCUIT, March 11

The Soldier Who Did Not Age

“How does it feel?”

“How does what feel?”

“How does it feel to never grow old?”

“Oh, I do not know.  I have only ever known what it feels like to be myself.”

“But you are still 32 years old.”

“Yes that is true.”

“After all of these years?”

“Yes, after all of these years.”

“But do you feel pain?”

“Of course I feel pain.  I am not Superman.  I am not indestructible.”

“Have you been hurt before?”

“I have.  I have been shot.  And I have been close to death many times.”

“Oh really?”

“Yes.  But I did not die. I was resilient.  And I slowly healed and came back to my full strength.”

“But how many years have you been alive?”

“I have lost count.  But you are not my first lover that is for sure.”

“But when were you born?”

“I was born a long time ago.  Back then our weapons were barbaric.  I was a knight.  I had a horse I rode in battle.  I wore armor and I had a sharp and deadly sword.”

-to be continued, DJ ROBO BISCUIT

The Cliff and Flight

“Honey, I am excited for you.”

“Thank you babe.  I am getting close to achieving my destiny.”

“Yes you are.  Soon you will reach 100% potential and you will soar like an eagle.”

“Yes.  I thought I was doing great things when I was able to sustain my love-making for five minutes.”

“Yeah.  I enjoyed that.”

“And I thought I had achieved one of my highest potentials when I finished writing my erotic novel.”

“Yes.  It took great perseverance and creative strength.”

“I have been doing my push-ups and my deep meditation.  Tomorrow is the day for sure.  Leader says I am right on the cusp of achieving 100% and then I shall lift off.”

“But are you afraid?”

“Afraid?”

“Yes.  Are you afraid?  Do you really think you will be able to lift your body off the ground and fly like a bird?  You don’t even have wings.”

“Honey.  Do you doubt our leader and his teachings?”

“Of course not.”

“Right.  Well there is nothing to fear except for fear itself.”

“But I am scared.  I don’t want Leader to just push you off the cliff and have you fall into the abyss of darkness.”

“That will not happen.  When I am pushed I will not fall.  I will soar like a bird.  A powerful bird who has finally reached 100% potential after years of work.”

-End of Entry, DJ ROBO BISCUIT

November 1st, 2016

The man awoke from his slumber.

The man was confused and he could not recall how it was that he arrived at that spot.  He opened his eyes and his head was throbbing.  His memory seemed foggy.

He looked up to his left and he saw a large tower plunging upwards into the clouds.  The outsides walls were a cream color.  It moved up and up and up into the clouds and he could not see the top.

He could not feel his right arm.  He turned and stared.  He was stunned.   His right arm was mechanical!  He lifted his flesh-elbow to examine the mechanical forearm and hand.  They were robotic indeed and lacked feeling.  He could see the movement but it could not be felt.

The man wondered “How did I get here? And what happened to my arm?”

A large voice boomed out of the sky.   “You have been cast down!”    “This tower olds the secrets you desire.   Upon reaching the top you will have your questions answered.”   The voice was masculine and powerful.

“Who are you?”  The man asked.

“Andromis.  I am the ruler of this land.”  The voice boomed out.

“I don’t know who you are.” The man said.

“You once did!   But you have been cast down!”

“Has my memory been altered?”  The man asked.

“It has indeed.  But I have the answers you seek.  Once your mission is complete you may return to the pinnacle of this tower and take back the knowledge you once had.”  Andromis boomed from above.

“I don’t understand.  What mission?”  Asked the man.

Andromis did not respond.   But a beam of light came down from the sky and landed on grass near the man.   There was a parchment caught in the light.

His legs still worked.  And his left arm still worked.  It appeared that only his right arm had been altered into a machine arm.   The man moved towards the light.    He grabbed the parchment and read.

The top of the tower is what you seek.  But now you are a man of the meek.   A key is what you shall gather.    The 4 pieces you shall search for.   They are scattered.   Be weary of those you meet along the way.   Some will suppress and some shall thrive.   Each piece of the key has my Alpha.    Good luck on your journey.

Upon reading the parchment and disintegrated into dust.

“4 pieces?”

The man turned towards the open horizon and walked.  He began his walk in search of the 4 pieces.

(End of Entry, DJ ROBO BISCUIT)