The Ambiguous Man (A man of many sides)

The man traveled into town.

He had a nice night and met a girl who was kind and smart.   The man wanted to go with the girl to his room.   She accepted his invitation.   She found the man to be a kind and gentle lover.

The next day came.  The man awoke from his slumber.  He had slept peacefully and was tired from his love-making.

He walked about the town.   The man was handsome.   The women of the town would often look at him as he walked past.

Night came soon enough.   The man went to the local bar.   He saw the girl from the night before and he politely waved at her.   When he was at the bar he found another man who was sitting alone.   He sat next to this Lonely Man.  He took a liking to this Lonely Man.  The man explained he did not have a room for the night and he needed somewhere to stay.  The Lonely man said the Man could sleep with him.  The wandering man who had entered the town only a day before accepted the offer.  That night the two men made love together.

The Man woke up the next day.  His body was sore from love-making.   When the Man decided to get out of bed it was near noon.  As he walked outside there were some tough men who stood in the street and looked at him.

Their leader spoke, “It’s time for you to go.”

The Man looked at their leader:  “Why is that?”

“You have crossed the line.  Men like yourself are not welcome here.”  Their leader spoke again.

“What kind of a Man am I?”  Asked the Man.

“Don’t get fresh with me!  The good people of this town saw you with the other man last night.  Such a thing is an abomination and not welcome in our town.  You must leave at once.  If you do not leave on your own, we will have to remove you by force.”  Their leader spoke bluntly and clearly.

“I understand.  Thank you for your hospitality.”  Said The Man.

The wandering man, who had entered the town and who had been with two different partners during his time, left the town.  He walked on in search of a new town.

 

-END OF ENTRY, DJ ROBO BISCUIT, April 2017

The Story Continues (The Forever solider)

I stood on the grassy bank looking out upon the city.  Cairo.  The capital of Egypt.

There I stood.  I looked upon the city.  It was well-fortified.   I wondered if the leader had a plan up his sleeve.

“Hello.” Said a fellow soldier.

“Hello Russ.” I said to him.

He walked up and stood next to me as we looked upon the city.  Russ was a good man.  He was a skilled archer.

“Looks like we will be attacking Cairo today.”  Said Russ.

“Is that so?”  I asked.

“That’s what people think that Leader will order.”  Russ said.

More men arrived.  There were some men on horseback.  There were some men with spears and there were a few men with only axes.

I thought to myself, “We have many men but not enough to win this fight.”

 

(End of Entry, DJ ROBO BISCUIT, April 21)

The Cliff and Flight

“Honey, I am excited for you.”

“Thank you babe.  I am getting close to achieving my destiny.”

“Yes you are.  Soon you will reach 100% potential and you will soar like an eagle.”

“Yes.  I thought I was doing great things when I was able to sustain my love-making for five minutes.”

“Yeah.  I enjoyed that.”

“And I thought I had achieved one of my highest potentials when I finished writing my erotic novel.”

“Yes.  It took great perseverance and creative strength.”

“I have been doing my push-ups and my deep meditation.  Tomorrow is the day for sure.  Leader says I am right on the cusp of achieving 100% and then I shall lift off.”

“But are you afraid?”

“Afraid?”

“Yes.  Are you afraid?  Do you really think you will be able to lift your body off the ground and fly like a bird?  You don’t even have wings.”

“Honey.  Do you doubt our leader and his teachings?”

“Of course not.”

“Right.  Well there is nothing to fear except for fear itself.”

“But I am scared.  I don’t want Leader to just push you off the cliff and have you fall into the abyss of darkness.”

“That will not happen.  When I am pushed I will not fall.  I will soar like a bird.  A powerful bird who has finally reached 100% potential after years of work.”

-End of Entry, DJ ROBO BISCUIT

Noodle World – The Panel

The supporter was a middle aged woman and she was from the middle part of the nation.  “Those comments did not bother me.  I have heard men say things that are much worse.”

The nice lady on television responded:  “Mr Krump did say that he liked to snatch women in the vagina.”

The supporter was getting a little perturbed:  “That is nothing!  Men say things that are worse than that all the time!  Also, I am confident that he would have not said that if he knew he was being recorded and the recording would be released to the nation!”

The nice lady on television continues to listen.

The supporter continues:  “Look that is not the real issue.  In the debate they laid out their positions.  They reached down and drew a line in the sand.  We now know that Krump cares about our security and making the nation great again.  We know that Jillary Banton likes to cut up fetus’s.  Oh yes!”

The nice television lady could not take it.  “Okay Tina.  We are not talking about policies we need to talk about is it appropriate for a leader to speak this way.”

The supporter resumed her words:  “It was a mistake.  It was a mistake.  But that was in the past and we can move on from that.  Look Look Look.  This is part of the Holy Noodle’s plan.  It’s part of the plan.  The Noodle has chosen this man and we can use this man.  Don’t you see?”

The dark skinned man on the panel voiced his opinion:  “This is not about religion.  This is about our future leader.  And it is not right for him to be saying things like this.”

The supporter was angered:  “When Mr Banton was doing his thing, my kids that it was called the anal office!  I can’t see why you can’t see this is part of the Noodle’s plan!  Clearly Krump has been touched by the Noodle and he will lead us!  You must be in one of those cults!  The one with that bearded man and the cross!  You people make me sick!”

The nice television lady cut in:  “We have run out of time.  Lets cut to commercial!”

The screen goes black.

 

-End of Entry, December 22nd.  Based on a true story.

The Leader (August 4th) (He leads People)

“I have an announcement.”

The people were excited.   “Oh boy an announcement!”

“I have decided on an important decision using my decisiveness.”   The leader said.

A man in the audience stared with fervent passion.  “Of course great leader!”

The leader continued.  “All marriages are now dissolved.   They are no more.   If you have joined us as a married couple, then you are no longer married.  It is done.”

“YES GREAT LEADER!”  People shouted.

One man named George had a frown on his face.  He did not look happy about this news.

The Leader continued.  “And now I have a new announcement.   As of this moment I am the only husband.  All women who were married and then single are now married to me.   Welcome to the marriage!”

“YES GREAT LEADER!”   One woman yelled out.

Another lady in the crowd named Carina did not look happy at this announcement.

The leader looked on at his followers.  “I look forward to the official and gigantic consummation.”