The supporter was a middle aged woman and she was from the middle part of the nation. “Those comments did not bother me. I have heard men say things that are much worse.”
The nice lady on television responded: “Mr Krump did say that he liked to snatch women in the vagina.”
The supporter was getting a little perturbed: “That is nothing! Men say things that are worse than that all the time! Also, I am confident that he would have not said that if he knew he was being recorded and the recording would be released to the nation!”
The nice lady on television continues to listen.
The supporter continues: “Look that is not the real issue. In the debate they laid out their positions. They reached down and drew a line in the sand. We now know that Krump cares about our security and making the nation great again. We know that Jillary Banton likes to cut up fetus’s. Oh yes!”
The nice television lady could not take it. “Okay Tina. We are not talking about policies we need to talk about is it appropriate for a leader to speak this way.”
The supporter resumed her words: “It was a mistake. It was a mistake. But that was in the past and we can move on from that. Look Look Look. This is part of the Holy Noodle’s plan. It’s part of the plan. The Noodle has chosen this man and we can use this man. Don’t you see?”
The dark skinned man on the panel voiced his opinion: “This is not about religion. This is about our future leader. And it is not right for him to be saying things like this.”
The supporter was angered: “When Mr Banton was doing his thing, my kids that it was called the anal office! I can’t see why you can’t see this is part of the Noodle’s plan! Clearly Krump has been touched by the Noodle and he will lead us! You must be in one of those cults! The one with that bearded man and the cross! You people make me sick!”
The nice television lady cut in: “We have run out of time. Lets cut to commercial!”
The screen goes black.
-End of Entry, December 22nd. Based on a true story.