Dream Story Sunday October 5th Dream Story Biscuit Dream Story

“What’s the problem?”

“Well Doc I been having some dreams.”

“Dreams?”

“Yeah, when I go to sleep.  They are real strange and bizarre.  I see things that people don’t usually see.”

“Well, that is interesting Bob.  In my 15 years of being a Doctor I have never heard of anybody having a dream.”

“What do you mean Doc?”

“Well I don’t have any dreams.  I sleep right through the night.  I’ve never had any patients talk about dreams.  You are the first person I have met in my whole life who has said anything about dreams.”

“Oh man.  What is wrong with me?”

 


 

 

Bob goes to work.  He has to get to his workstation and log in.  He is a Data Entry tech.  He takes the information he receives from the other department and he enters it into various spreadsheets.    Him and his organization have also divided various tasks among multiple people so the work gets spread around and it takes longer to complete.

Sometimes Bob wonders why his job is like this?   He went to college and studied the arts and history.  He feels that he is really not using his brain at all in his work.

But Bob has talked to his friends and tried to figure out the jobs people have.   They all have similar kinds of jobs where they use a computer, or enter data, or handle simple tasks.

 

 

End of Entry, DJ ROBO BISCUIT

Day One

Gotta get up.  Gotta get up.

Ugh.  Look in the mirror.  Hair is a mess.  Gotta dunk it.

Move to bathtub.  Under spicket.  Cold cold warm hot.  Nice.  Grab the towel dry dry dry.

Walk into kitchen.  Let’s make some coffee.

RING RING RING.  Cellphone.  “Hello?”

“Hello.  This is Wells Fargo Online Services.  Calling in regards to your credit card interest rate w-”

hang up.  Ugh.  Annoying.  Credit card is fine.

Coffee ready.  Pour some cream.

Get text.  “yo sup”

It’s Gary.

“Coffee Time Gary”

“You down for later?”

“Yeah man 2pm at your place”

“Cool.  C u there”

Chill at my place.  Enjoy the coffee.  Watch the news.

Buzz Buzz.  Woah girl text.

“Hey.”

“Hey sup”

“I’m at work.  Should we meet up later?”

“yeah.  how about like 8?”

“8 is good.  At my place?”

“Yeah lets do that.  I’ll be there.”

she responds with a smiley face.  And a winky face.

I go to Gary’s place.  Hop in my car.

Get to Gary’s place.  Gary is chill.

“Yo man here is the stuff.”

I take 2 pads and place it on my tongue for them to dissolve.

A leprechaun shows up and runs around.

“I’m tripping balls right now.”

“You going to meet  your girl later?”

“Yeah bro.”

The wall to my left is melting.  It feels like it is raining but I know I am indoors.

Things go south.

I’m hot.  hot hot hot.

The trip goes bad.  I stand up.  There is fire around me.  Fire.  Skeletons.  Gargoyles are flying.  Men are in shackles.  A big demon appears and looks at me, he laughs menacingly.

I snap out I’m on the street.  I’m running.

What am I doing here?

BEEP BEEP BEEP skirrrrrrrrrrrr

Light Light

Darkness.

Wake up.  Doctors.  I can’t feel my leg.

“That car hit you pretty hard.”

“Doctor he was just standing in the road.”

My left leg is all bandaged up.

“Where is my phone?”

Your phone got all smashed up.  You keep it in your left pocket.

“She is going to be pissed.”

I blackout.

(End of Day one)

-DJ ROBO BISCUIT