Noodle World (Cross Burning)

There were reports in the news of burnings.   Fringe groups were burning pieces of wood that looked like lower case “T.”  Members of the mass public were concerned.   There were these white people who were taking fire and burning the wood.  There were reporters who traveled to see the burnings of the lower case “t” and they talked to the white men who burned them.

“We are burning these crosses for Jesus Christ.  Jesus died for our sins and we are burning this cross.  We also hate black people and Jewish people.”  Spoke a T-Burner.

The reporters were often shocked from the language and the hate speech.  It was not a large concern of the public since Christianity was a cult.

“The White race is the superior race.  We do not want to associate with the other mud races.  And of course the Noodle in the Sky is a false god.”  Spoke an Elderly White Man.

John Every was sitting in a pub and watching the news.  He listened to some men nearby “What a ridiculous religion.  Can you believe these cults?”

“Indeed.  It is absurd they believe there is a white man in the sky who is all-powerful and he hates the Jewish people and the people with the dark skin?  What rubbish.  These men must not have been touched by His Almighty Noodle.”

“If any thing, these men were touched by the Wooden Spoon of the Dark Lord.”

The men continued to exchange words and make fun of the silly cult on television.

“Let’s return home.  It is Thursday.  I hope my lovely wife has prepared the sacred meatballs.”

“Yes Yes my good man I love to eat the balls.”

As the two men left the pub, John Every was sitting and contemplating which God was the “true” God.

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LEARNING AFTER SCHOOL (MORE)

 

The pursuit of lifelong learning is noble indeed.   The world is full of knowledge.

A good place to start is “Will Durant.”  Will Durant wrote “The Story of Civilization.”

Another excellent resource is “School of Life” on Youtube.

Here is an example:

 

Also, Learning leads to more learning.

For one example:   DJ ROBO BISCUIT wanted to learn more about cults in America.

DJ ROBO BISCUIT has learned about Scientology, Warren Jeffs, The Moonies, and the Westboro Baptist Church.

The author recommends “Going Clear” (it is a book).     Also, as a good satire I also recommend “Zone Theory: 7 Steps to achieve a Perfect Life” (I have not read this book)

When you learn about one topic it will hopefully peak your interest and push you towards learning some more.

“Don’t Let Education Get in the Way of your Learning” -Mark Twain (I think I got that right)

USE THE INTERNET! and USE BOOKS!

-DJ ROBO BISCUIT   (May 3rd, 2016)

The Gathering (March 16th) (Noodle)

John sat in the basement.  Many people were excited.

A man with white hair and wild eyes was at the podium.  He was ready to address the crowd.

“This world is a complicated place.   There are many people around.   Some are more pure than others.   But we must think about the future!”

John wasn’t sure where this rhetoric was going.

“In order for the purity of this race to maintain we must be able to plan.   The act of Love must not be taken lightly!   There is a consequence!  There is the continuation of life!”

“Only the CHOSEN among us may be the Seed-Bearers.    A Birther can handle the seed of anyone.  However, we do not want the seeds of the tainted to enter the Birther and pollute this world!   Being a Seed-Bearer is the highest honor and it must be respected so we can maintain purity!”

Some of the men in the crowd were intense with their eyes.  You could see they deeply wanted to be the Seed-Bearers.  There were some other men at the gathering, men of a dark skin who did not look as happy.

The White-haired man continued.  “We are under attack from all sides!  As a people we must be strong!  And the people that come after us must be strong!  They must be a pure people!”         There were men in the crowd who nodded in agreement.    The men with dark complexion were not happy.

John Every thought within his mind, “I don’t know if this is the right place for me … ”

John slowly exited the basement.  He could see that some of those men were ready to listen to the White-Haired man (no matter what he said).

-End of Entry (Gathering)