The Land of Longfellow

The reporter road into town

Unsure of what he’d find

The town was not too big

Not too big for any mind

He saw the folks

They waved

Oh, they seem nice

Many people around would not think twice.

He was there to do his report

Because there had been word getting around

Of strange and bizarre things

Happening in this town

The word came in from anonymous sources

People who were scared

Of the kids of this land

Who often dissappeared

The Reporter left his car

And walked the town on foot

A car came driving up and screeched to a halt

The couple rolled down their window to relay the news

“You need to get out, it’s time to go.”

What do you mean why should I leave?

“This is not a normal place, it’s not safe to stay.”

Where is the danger in this town?

“We are leaving.

You should not stay here.

This is the Land of Longfellow and he will come for you.”

And after those last words, the couple rolled up their window and drove away.

The reporter walked on.

 

-DJ ROBO BISCUIT, The Land of Longfellow

Right vs Left (Conservative vs Liberal)

Biscuit post, right vs left,  conservative vs liberal

The Right and Republicans and Conservatives:

Conservatism is a philosophy that promotes retaining traditional social institutions in the context of culture and civilization.

Central tenets include “tradition”   “hierarchy and authority”      more extreme seek a return to “the way things were.”     A general defense of social and economic inequality.       Having power threatened and trying to win it back.

“American conservatives consider individual liberty, within the bounds of conformity to American values, as the fundamental trait of democracy, which contrasts with modern American liberals, who generally place a greater value on equality and social justice”

Judeo-Christian Values

Moral Absolutism

Anti-Communism and the fight against Creeping Socialism

American Exceptionalism

Abortion,   The mixture of Reality with Religion.

The Left and Democrats and Liberals

Liberty and equality

such as freedom of speechfreedom of the pressfreedom of religionfree marketscivil rightsdemocratic societies, secular governments, gender equality and international cooperation

The Age of Enlightenment

No State Religion; No Absolute Monarchy; No Divine Right of Kings

representative democracy and the rule of law

public trial by jury

Gender equality and racial equality

Separation of Church and State

Should there be welfare?

What about things such as torture as well as cruel punishment or public punishment?

 

End of post, DJ ROBO BISCUIT

 

The Leader of Men (November 1st)

The man at the podium was addressing his congregation, “And for He is a merciful Lord! He is a master who knows all!   You must work to be on his good side if you wish to enter his pearly gates.”

The man at the podium continued his Sermon.  The listeners sat in rapture at his words.

The sermon ended and the congregation spread out to enjoy their Sunday lunches.

That night, the man was at home with his loving wife.

She spoke, “Oh, how I love you so my dear!  I think we should have sex tonight if the Lord allows it.”

The man smiled, “The Lord does allow it, I can feel him giving me the nod from up above.”

They had passionate sex.

 

(To be continued)

-DJ ROBO BISCUIT

Norwegian Black Metal (DJ ROBO BISCUIT)

NORWEGIAN BLACK METAL

Superhumanoids

“Norwegian Black Metal”

 

“Touch Me”

Can you help me?  Can you help me?

“I Want to Believe”

I want to believe in you, touch my face like you used to

 

 

On another note, if you like dope songs check out this tune:

An Opinion on Pokemon Red and Blue (Gen 1)

The game is a good game because there is some difficulty and you need to keep on leveling up your pokemon.

However, the game can become too easy if you use overpowered Pokemon.   For example: Charizard and Blastoise are strong, being able to use Flamethrower or teaching Blastoise Ice Beam and Surf make the game relatively easy.

Also, catching Snorlax and then using him makes the game easy as well because Snorlax has great HP stats and attack power.

Also, catching Zapdos at the Power Plant then makes the game very easy as you can teach Zapdos ThunderBolt and Fly, which makes it Overpowered.

Also, if you decide to get a Gyrados early on then the game becomes easy due to Gyrados having such a high attack stat.

 

The game truly has a challenge to it when you choose to use Pokemon that are less strong, pokemon who are not really “game winners” like a Blastoise-Zapdos combination.

 

-DJ ROBO BISCUIT

Uncelebrated Man Dies at Age 75 (Biscuit Death) (Average Man passes away)

Robert Pepper died on September 25th, 2017.  He was 75 years old.  The world was relatively unaffected.

Robert had spent most of his career as an accountant at various organizations.  He had a house and he had two children, a boy and a girl.

“Robert was pretty average” said a friend of his.   “He wasn’t too exciting but not too boring ya know.  He enjoyed tv sitcoms like Friends and Seinfeld!”

The cause of death of Robert was Cardiac Arrest.  The doctors concluded that because of his age and the clogging in his arteries from a lifetime of unhealthy eating had done him in.

“Robert really liked his bacon.”  His wife said.

 

(need to continue story)

Average man dies and his not celebrated.

(Biscuit Tale)