Noodle Tale (March 9)

“Who will offer the sacrifice?”

A man stepped forward.  “I will.”  He lifted his arms and offered his baby.

“Your heir.  A bold choice.” The leader intoned.

“I do it for the good of our people.” Said the Father.

“You are wise beyond your years man-who-offers-sacrifice.”

The father continued to hold the baby offered to the leader.

The leader looked to his people.

“It has been many moons since our last sacrifice.  Our Noodle Master has been upset.  As we have seen, he used his Noodle powers to drown Alexandra in the lake.  He also used his Noodle powers to drive elder Joe insane.  Why else would elder Joe go into that forest and confront the great black bear?  With this sacrifice, we shall appease the bloodlust of our Noodle Master.  This blood sacrifice will keep us safe for the next Moons to come.  NOODLE MASTER!  ACCEPT THIS OFFERING!”

The leader reached and grabbed the baby.  He grabbed the baby by the head and slammed the small creature into the stone floor with his full might.  The baby was dead upon contact.

A single tear flowed the father’s face.

The leader looked at the brave father.  “Your sacrifice is not in vain.  The Holy Noodle is a fair God indeed.”

(End of Entry, DJ ROBO BISCUIT)

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The Leader and her Followers

PUNCH!

The woman slammed her fist into the man’s face.

“Don’t defend yourself you coward!”  The lady yelled out as she punched the man again in the face.

“I am going to punch the devil out of you.”

The man was bleeding from his nose and he fell to the floor.

The lady looked around.  You could see the bloodlust in her eyes.  Her holy eyes fell onto an unsuspecting baby.

She grabbed the baby and shook it violently.

“Devil!  Get out of this baby!”

The crowd of people looked on.  Their horror was hidden within their minds.  They were trapped.  Followers of their leader.  None of them wanted to have the Devil within them and they also wanted their own salvation.

The woman turned on a man who had a smile on his face.

“You!  You are thinking erotic thoughts!  The Devil is in you! Go to The Room!”

The man was frowning.  He walked away.

Going to The Room was a severe punishment.

-End of Entry, DJ ROBO BISCUIT