The Forever Solider Continued

“How old are you?”

“I don’t know how old I am.”

“But How long have you been alive?”

“I don’t know my age but I have lived a long time.”

“You don’t look a day older than thirty.”

“I can’t remember the last time that I looked older.”

“So are you saying you are immortal?”

“I don’t think so.  I have been wounded in battle.  But when I was wounded in battle I would find a medic and they would heal me.”

“That is so odd.  Have you always been a solider?”

“As long as I can remember I have been a soldier.  I have been in many battles.”

“Like what?”

“I helped our Leader destroy the Egyptians.”

“Oh wow.”

“Yes.  They were not that advanced.  Our technology was ahead of theirs and we were able to defeat them.  But we did lose men in battle.”

“Do you always follow orders?”

“Of course I do.  I am a solider.”

“But what if you did not?”

“What do you mean?”

“What if you did not follow your orders?”

“The thought has never occurred to me.  The orders have always been followed.”

“You never put any thought into if you wanted to be a solider or not?”

“I am a solider.  Have you always been a civilian?”

 

(END OF ENTRY, DJ ROBO BISCUIT)  Monday April 17, 2017

Day One

Gotta get up.  Gotta get up.

Ugh.  Look in the mirror.  Hair is a mess.  Gotta dunk it.

Move to bathtub.  Under spicket.  Cold cold warm hot.  Nice.  Grab the towel dry dry dry.

Walk into kitchen.  Let’s make some coffee.

RING RING RING.  Cellphone.  “Hello?”

“Hello.  This is Wells Fargo Online Services.  Calling in regards to your credit card interest rate w-”

hang up.  Ugh.  Annoying.  Credit card is fine.

Coffee ready.  Pour some cream.

Get text.  “yo sup”

It’s Gary.

“Coffee Time Gary”

“You down for later?”

“Yeah man 2pm at your place”

“Cool.  C u there”

Chill at my place.  Enjoy the coffee.  Watch the news.

Buzz Buzz.  Woah girl text.

“Hey.”

“Hey sup”

“I’m at work.  Should we meet up later?”

“yeah.  how about like 8?”

“8 is good.  At my place?”

“Yeah lets do that.  I’ll be there.”

she responds with a smiley face.  And a winky face.

I go to Gary’s place.  Hop in my car.

Get to Gary’s place.  Gary is chill.

“Yo man here is the stuff.”

I take 2 pads and place it on my tongue for them to dissolve.

A leprechaun shows up and runs around.

“I’m tripping balls right now.”

“You going to meet  your girl later?”

“Yeah bro.”

The wall to my left is melting.  It feels like it is raining but I know I am indoors.

Things go south.

I’m hot.  hot hot hot.

The trip goes bad.  I stand up.  There is fire around me.  Fire.  Skeletons.  Gargoyles are flying.  Men are in shackles.  A big demon appears and looks at me, he laughs menacingly.

I snap out I’m on the street.  I’m running.

What am I doing here?

BEEP BEEP BEEP skirrrrrrrrrrrr

Light Light

Darkness.

Wake up.  Doctors.  I can’t feel my leg.

“That car hit you pretty hard.”

“Doctor he was just standing in the road.”

My left leg is all bandaged up.

“Where is my phone?”

Your phone got all smashed up.  You keep it in your left pocket.

“She is going to be pissed.”

I blackout.

(End of Day one)

-DJ ROBO BISCUIT

November 2nd, 2016

The man continued his journey.

He walked into the horizon.

“I don’t know who I am.”  The man thought.  “But I must have a past.”

The man continued his walk towards the horizon.   He passed a sign.

YOU ARE SOON LEAVING ANDROMEDA

“Andromeda?”  The man spoke.

He continued walking.  He was on a path of gravel and there was grass on his left-and-right.

The man looked down at his mechanical arm.  He opened and closed the hand.   He wondered if the arm was strong or weak.

The man took one more forward step and he paused.

“I am being watched.”

His senses had kicked in and he could feel there were eyes on him.

A beam of light burst down from the sky.   It made a PEW sound. (With a BUZZ too)

Within the light floated a dagger and a small pouch.

A voice boomed down from the Heavens.

“You are leaving my land.  It will be dangerous.   This dagger shall provide you with safety and protection.   The pouch has an item for you.   Now it is empty.  But, in your time of need it will have what you desire most.”

The man reached into the beam of light and grabbed the items.  He placed the dagger onto his belt and he attached the small pouch to his belt as well.

“It’s good that my belt was designed to hold these things.”

The man walked on.

As he continued his walk he approached a sign.

THE BORDER

“I have found the border.”  The man said.

He continued walking and crossed the border.   The landscape looked the same but he knew he had left behind the land of Andromeda and was in uncharted territory.

The man spoke.  “I hope I can find these 4 pieces.”

(End of Entry, DJ ROBO BISCUIT) November 2nd, 2016