Help Me Biscuit Followers!

I will keep this short and sweet.   I want to turn “Lemonade” into “Lemonade Boys”

I want to make a whole novel out of it, and it is easy for me to post small drafts here on my blog as I work on the story.

If you are a fan of Lemonade Boys please do let me know in the comment section or I also appreciate feedback on the story as well.

The more Feedback/Love/Support/Advice I can get on the story, the better as I work to make it and improve it.

Thank you to the followers of DJ ROBO BISCUIT!  I am a real person, I am not just a robot with a biscuit torso.

Thanks.

-DJ ROBO BISCUIT

Lemonade (Rough Draft) Fit for a King

As the King sat in class he looked around the room.  He did see some talent.

The students were going around the room introducing themselves and saying an interesting fact or a hobby.    Nothing out of the ordinary.

One girl caught the eye of the King.   She was a thin girl with long dark hair.   “Hello.  My name is Amanda.  Um, something interesting about me is that I like to play video games.  They are fun!”   she smiled.

The King was smitten.  What a beauty. He thought.   When the class got out the students all moved to their other classes.  The King did not get many chances to speak to Amanda face to face.

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The King was sitting with his boys.  They were at one of the houses.   They were talking about whatever, discussing video games and tv and sometimes which girls they like.

One boy looked at the King, “Hey boss man you got any girls you been eyeing?”

The King hesitated, “Well I guess so.”

“Well damn who is it?”

“It’s a girl in one of my classes.   Her name is Amanda.”

A boy blurted out, “The Burger?”

” I don’t know why you would call her that, she is a beautiful girl.   I plan on making her mine.”

“Okay bossman you think she is the one for you, huh?”

“Yeah I sure do.”

Some of the boys looked around from one to another.  Then another blurted out, “Wow can’t believe bossman has his eyes on Amanda Queensberger.”

 

END OF POST, DJ ROBO BISCUIT

Pokemon Challenge (Red and Blue)(Biscuit)

For my Pokemon Red I am challenging myself once again!   I find the game to be too easy for a player who knows the game.  If you have a Blastoise/Charizard and you get a Pidgeot, you play the game …. you eventually get a Snorlax and then you probably get a Zapdos or maybe an Articuno.  You can even use the Master ball to get one of those birds.  If you have a leveled up Charizard and a Snorlax and a Zapdos then it is pretty easy to dominate the game.   If you have a pokemon that can use Earthquake or a pokemon that can use Ice Beam or a pokemon that can use Thunderbolt that also helps to make the game quite easy (Especially with Ice beam and Thunderbolt).

I did a previous run where I did not want to use my starter or any legendaries.  Usually if I could use Blastoise and Zapdos then the game was easy.   So in my previous run (   https://djrobobiscuit.com/tag/clefable/ )    I ran through the game using Clefable and Vaporeon and Kadabra.  But that team was too powerful, Clefable had Thunderbolt and Tri Attack,  Vaporeon had Ice beam and surf,  Kadabra had psychic attacks.    My team was still too powerful,  their stats were not amazing but their moves were too strong.

So now I am going to use an even weaker team and i’m going to use generally weaker moves.   My team is going to be:   Gyrados, Chansey, Pidgeot, Beedrill, Poliwhirl/Poliwrath,  and one other pokemon (I’m not 100% sure but I might use Haunter).     A person online recommended I try to use this team.     Beedrill is super weak in my opinion.     And Chansey has pretty weak stats for attacking but I think I am going to teach Chansey TOXIC.      And I will also not use ICE BEAM or THUNDERBOLT or EARTHQUAKE.

So we shall see if this team makes it harder to get through the game and beat the Elite four.   I think if Twitch can win then it is possible to succeed in many ways, they did obviously have Zapdos but they also had that Venomoth (The dragon slayer).

-DJ ROBO BISCUIT

Motivation, Sport, and Fulfillment (Biscuit Post)

It is a great thing to feel alive.   A person can feel alive when they are moving and breathing and really feeling it.   And a person feels alive when they are “in” something when they can be in the FLOW of something real.    And a person can feel fulfillment when they are achieving or when they are doing something at the highest level.

I have felt my highest levels of success and greatness on a tennis court.  Even though I am not a great player I have had moments of success and moments of purity.  I have had moments when the pressure is on to perform and I did it. I have had moments when I was on the brink of defeat, but I was able to fight back and overcome.  Or I have had moments when people did not expect me to win and I could do it.

People can feel fulfilled when they are making progress and achieving.  Tennis is a great vehicle for that kind of thing. It is an individual game where one person has to go up against another one person.  And the game has different ways of tracking a person’s skill.   It can be the “ranking” or it can be the “rating” but you often can figure out where you stand in the game.

There is also a certain magic to the game in that you have the ability to truly “defeat” your opponent or defeat another person.  It is just one-on-one and it is a battle of skill.  Your skills against theirs.  And I think it is a lovely thing because you don’t get to fight it out like that in the real world.  But on a tennis court you can be a gladiator and battle tooth and nail to defeat your opponent.     The game has ego too, a person can be a big talker and think they are “hot stuff” but the best thing is you can challenge that person and play them one-on-one.  If you beat them, what can they say?  They can make excuses, but you can play them again.   If you play a person and you beat them 3 or 4 times in a row, how many excuses can they make?    And other people can witness it too because usually tennis matches are played in public.

And the game is so mental.  There is so much mental fortitude needed to win tennis matches, especially against other good players.

I could go on forever.   But a person needs motivation and sometimes tennis can serve as the vehicle through which to motivate and inspire.

-DJ ROBO BISCUIT

A Biscuit Tale (Work of Fiction) “The Fight”

I wake up.  I roll out of my bed. CREAK CREAK. I hear footsteps above me.  “Fat bitch.” It’s my mammy stomping around up there.   I take a look to my side and I still got my ex-fiances shit just sitting there in a big bag.   I been meaning to get it back to her but I really just can’t stand the sight of that woman. I shiver  ” UGH!”   I can’t believe ever liked that crazy bitch. God damn.   I wasted too much damn money on her.


 

I meet up with one of my associates at a good local spot.  They got cheap beers on Tuesdays, only three fitty.  A local chick comes and waits on us.  I knew her from back in school I saw her around for sure.  My associate and I take a good look at her we she has kind of weird shaped ass and her face is really sharp.  A real strange face with intense eyes and strong eyebrows.  I look over at my associate, “I definitely hit it.”   My guy smiles and nods.    I say to him “She looks like the kind of girl who would give you a blumpkin!  You know what that means?  It’s one she blows you while you are taking a shit!”  I give it a good laugh.  This bitch is definitely a blumpkin kind of girl.


 

Me and my buddy are making my way back to my whip.  We had a few too many [drinks].   When my buddy C gets drinking he really runs his mouth.   We had seen a guy who was pretty big with some Marines tatoos.  You could tell he was jacked up on too much testosterone and was looking for a fight.   He followed us back to the car with some o’ his boys.    He said something to C  and C said something back.   We had some girl rolling with us and she got in the middle.  “Don’t fight!  Break it up.”  This bitch said.  Well, clearly the marine had no code because he just pulled back and Rocked this bitch. BOP.  And she was out COLD.  I get outta my car and this guy comes in for me.  I’m like BOP CHOK CHOK and I got this dude in a choke hold.   Meanwhile C is just getting his ass beat.   This dudes boys got C on the ground and he is just getting straight up Molly Whopped.

 

(End of Post, DJ ROBO BISCUIT)

 

Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

An interesting film.  It was well shot (cinematography).  The plot is not overly complicated but the movie does have twists and turns.  The film has an interesting tone as well, definitely a “black comedy” as well as a drama.     The movie is an original idea and it is an entertaining film.   I don’t know if it is one of the BEST movies of 2017, but it was definitely a good movie and I would be willing to watch it a second time.

You might even like this film if you are from Missouri (or maybe maybe even North Carolina)

-DJ ROBO BISCUIT