Something I learned while reading a Gigantic Encyclopedia (Chinese Literature)

I had this huge encyclopedia.   Gigantic encyclopedias are a great way to randomly stumble upon interesting things.

I discovered LU XUN, who was a Chinese writer.    Lu Xun was a modern figure in Chinese Literature.

He wrote a famous story called “The True Story of Ah Q”

#Knowledge

(DJ ROBO BISCUIT) July 20th, 2017

The Man in the Clouds (A story with Aliens and a Man) Biscuit Tale

As he journeyed he traveled up and up

he moved up and up into the Heavens

but he did not get as far as he hoped

his ship fell

it crashed

but he lived

the planet was breathable

he met a friendly creature and the creature stood on two legs just as he

the creature took him in and became his friend

he met friends of the creature and the friends were kind as well

BUT the creature and his friends warned him to not go across the line

“The other side is not safe.”

they said.  he was warned to not go out and meet the others who lived across the line

the others were monsters who spewed venom

but the man was not always wise and of course wanted to see for himself … …

Noodle World – The Panel

The supporter was a middle aged woman and she was from the middle part of the nation.  “Those comments did not bother me.  I have heard men say things that are much worse.”

The nice lady on television responded:  “Mr Krump did say that he liked to snatch women in the vagina.”

The supporter was getting a little perturbed:  “That is nothing!  Men say things that are worse than that all the time!  Also, I am confident that he would have not said that if he knew he was being recorded and the recording would be released to the nation!”

The nice lady on television continues to listen.

The supporter continues:  “Look that is not the real issue.  In the debate they laid out their positions.  They reached down and drew a line in the sand.  We now know that Krump cares about our security and making the nation great again.  We know that Jillary Banton likes to cut up fetus’s.  Oh yes!”

The nice television lady could not take it.  “Okay Tina.  We are not talking about policies we need to talk about is it appropriate for a leader to speak this way.”

The supporter resumed her words:  “It was a mistake.  It was a mistake.  But that was in the past and we can move on from that.  Look Look Look.  This is part of the Holy Noodle’s plan.  It’s part of the plan.  The Noodle has chosen this man and we can use this man.  Don’t you see?”

The dark skinned man on the panel voiced his opinion:  “This is not about religion.  This is about our future leader.  And it is not right for him to be saying things like this.”

The supporter was angered:  “When Mr Banton was doing his thing, my kids that it was called the anal office!  I can’t see why you can’t see this is part of the Noodle’s plan!  Clearly Krump has been touched by the Noodle and he will lead us!  You must be in one of those cults!  The one with that bearded man and the cross!  You people make me sick!”

The nice television lady cut in:  “We have run out of time.  Lets cut to commercial!”

The screen goes black.

 

-End of Entry, December 22nd.  Based on a true story.

Expanding Knowledge (August 31st)

Are you ready to learn?

1.  Richard Nixon, very good documentary using his Nixon Tapes, pretty interesting language

 

2. Noam Chomsky.  He is a free thinker. And a Political Dissident.  He is a great resource to stimulate the mind.   He was inspired a lot by John Dewey.

 

3. Ryan Holiday is a nice source of knowledge.  Ryan reads often and he is successful.  He is kind of self-made.   He is also a proponent of STOIC philosophy.

 

I think this stuff will be somewhat thought provoking and provide good insight.

(DJ ROBO BISCUIT, Stay Fluffy)

Lemons

“Boss, I just can’t do it.” Poindexter said.

“Listen up Poindexter, we need your smarts on this.” The King let him know.

“I just think what we are doing is wrong and I just can not do it.” Poindexter exclaimed.  He walked out.

As he was leaving the building he walked past Candy.  Candy knew how to dress to impress.  At least how to impress 15 year old boys.

“Where you going Poindexter?” Candy asked.

“The movies!” Poindexter exclaimed and kept on walking.

“Candy get in here!” The King yelled.

“Whaddya need Johnny?” (Candy)

“Candy, we really need Poindexter on our side on this one.  Maybe you could find him at the movies and um how can I say this … … persuade him?” The King asked.

“You know my rate Johnny for stuff like this.” Candy said.

“Yes Candy, I’ll have the cash for you once Poindexter comes back.” The King said.

… … … …

Candy arrived at the movie theater.  She had changed her top and it was a little bit more revealing (to say the least).  She looked at the movie line-up and knew Poindexter was watching a more cerebral film.  She bought a ticket for “Captain Fantastic” and went to seek him out.  Upon finding the screening room, Poindexter was sitting near to the middle and there was a young couple huddled together (not watching the movie) in the back of the theater.   Candy sat down next to Poindexter.

“Candy.  What are you doing here?”

“Hey Alex.  I wanted to see the movie.  I like movies like this.”  Candy was moving herself a little bit closer to Poindexter.  He did not have his armrest down.

“Did The King send you?” Asked Poindexter.

“No way Alex.  I came here on my own.  I’m surprised you are here.  But … ya know… it’s a happy surprise If ya know what I mean.”  Candy inched a little bit closer to Poindexter.

“Look Candy, I’ve just been having second thoughts about working with Johnny.” Alex Poindexter said.

“Come on Alex.  It’s a good crew.  I think that you’ll find you can have a good time hanging out with the boys… and with me.”   Candy slid her right hand onto Poindexter’s left leg.

“Candy uh – ”

“You don’t have to say anything Alex.  I can handle it.”

Candy then preceded to “persuade” Alex Poindexter in the movie theater.

… … …

Fudge looked over at The King.

“Smart move boss.  Sending Candy after Poindexter like that.” Fudge said.

“You bet Fudge.  Candy just has to work her magic.”   John King had a big smirk on his face.

(End of Entry, Lemons)

Showing Respect to Aaron Swartz

He was a prodigy and a genius.   Rest in Peace to Aaron Swartz.   Cause of Death: Suicide.

One man who collaborated with Swartz once said: “I have never worked with someone who could operate ON THE LEVEL that he could.”   He was saying that Swartz had the amazing power of an ultimate level programmer/coder and the ambition of a hardcore activist for change.

He began working with computers at a young age!  He was a great worker when it came to “RSS” (whatever that is)    HOWEVER, he was collaborating with GROWN ASS MEN and they would e-mail Aaron and ask him questions etc etc etc and they were impressed but he would not come to the face-to-face meetings to which Swartz said: I am a 15 year old kid so my mom won’t let me come.      They were blown away, they wanted to meet him even more and they were impressed by his skill and his level of work!

Swartz was one of the key players and original powerhouses when it came to REDDIT.  Thank you Aaron Swartz for your work with Reddit!

Aaron Swartz was a powerhouse and a brilliant mind.   It is truly sad that he committed suicide because I FEEL that he could have been a force for change similar in strength to Che Guevara or Nelson Mandela.  Swartz had that kind of power and force to him.

I recommend the movie:  “The Internet’s Own Boy:  The Story of Aaron Swartz.” (very fascinating film)

Stay Fluffy my friends

-DJ ROBO BISCUIT