UnNamed Dave Part 4 – Motivational Meeting

Dave was busy at work.

He was dialing his prospects.  He was emailing his prospects.  He was trying to gain information on what his customers were interested in purchasing.

He received an email on his company email from the Sales Director.  It was titled “Sales Motivation”

Let’s make today a great day and a very good day yes.  Let successs b your duty and your obligation and attack it like a lion eats the gassele n the fields of Africaa.  The only person who is holding you back is you and now is the time to unleash the beast of you.  Lets have massive activity and attack our goals with zest.  And who wants money?  You do.  DonT let fear hold you back from being great.

Reps with 1 Transaction this week:

Tina

Cortny

Jae

Zarra

Reps with Zero Transactions this week:

Bob

Dave 

-End of email.

 

Dave had read the email with a loathing feeling.  Every typo stung him as he had worked so hard in English class growing up but he knew that the Sales Director simply typed out his stream of consciousness email without proofreading it.  Dave was not sure if today would be a great day because he could feel the pressure of not making a sale yet.  He was confident his manager would be reminding him that he needed a sale.

His manager returned from the bathroom.  The manager needed about 45 seconds to login and read the email from the Sales Director.

“What do you have for me today Dave?”  The manager asked.

“I am trying to get in contact with this dude in South Africa and I have some interest from a client in India.”  Dave said.

“Sell it.” The manager said.

Dave knew the manager had no interest in the details of the client.  The manager simply wanted to see a transaction of 1000 USD or more pop up “on the board.”

Dave let out a sigh and continued his work.

-END OF ENTRY, DJ ROBO BISCUIT

UnNamed Dave January 25th

Dave wakes up and he gets in his car.  He wants to move quickyu; an he has already got n up and he plans on getting work quick.  He wants to be at work by 8am or earlier because he knows he will have to wrk 8 hours.

Dave’s work will be easier if he can be there before his manager shows up to work.  His manager hounds him with questions and demands.  Dave wants autonomy in his work.  He has many accounts to work and not much time.

 

He used to find meaning in his work at ComboTech he liked the idea that he was selling a useful product to software developers.   He thought he was doing consultative selling.  He wanted to align the needs of the clients he was selling to with what the product has to offer.  Ideally saving time and money for the developer.

However, the management of ComboTech does not care about the desires of the developer.  The only interest of ComboTech is to earn revenue and hit a certain goal by the end of the month.

Dave was okay with his job.  He was not the greatest rep within the organization but he was not the worse and he was usually able to achieve the expected metric by the end of the workday.

But something eerie was occurring at ComboTech.   The sales were drying up.   The customers were not purchasing as easily as they were before.   Reps could not sell anything to anybody.

One hole that ComboTech had was that they provide free versions to the whole planet so anyone could get the software of ComboTech for free.   The reps of ComboTech (like Dave) would need to contact these free downloaders and figure out if this person was one dude in his underwear sitting at home or if it was a skilled developer working for an organization.

 

A new strategy is being rolled out at ComboTech.  The Sales Director is scrambling because sales are not coming in.  He used to send out an email everyday that would inform the reps who did not have a sale and talk about such things as effort and laziness with no respect to things such as luck or maybe a sale falling through.  simply the assumption that the sales rep was a lazy rep who did not put in effort.    But, the email has changed.  It was about community and being in this together and working together BullPoop.

There was a shift from making a respectable number of calls of 50 to 60 phone calls.  That was the old expectation.  and the new goal was to make 90 calls a day or 100 calls a day.   “More Activity!”  If we just do more then we will sell more.     No respect for the idea that the organization is going to be pestering the customers and destroying the leads.  When you call one person 3 times a day and then call them the next time 3 times a day just blowing them up, that is only going to annoy and irritate people.   “Oh, they are ignoring us.”    “You reps are lazy.”  Thinks the Sales Director.    Where is the respect for human decency???       Who wants to be called 3 times a day and emailed 2 times a day for something they did not ask for???

Dave was not happy with his work.  His work became meaningless and he saw himself as somebody who was no longer a salesman but he was a Telemarketer.  Using his phone and email to bother and annoy and pester a person until a response was acquired.  That is not a way to gain the respect of anybody and will simply create a negative reputation within the world.

(To be continued)

-DJ ROBO BISCUIT

The Boy and the Beast

This film was excellent.  It is similar to the films of Miyazaki.  This comes from the creator of Digimon so the animation will be similar.

This movie is good for kids and adults.  The movie is NOT cliche.  It has maybe a twist … maybe a turn or two.  I enjoyed it for the master and apprentice aspect in some ways similar to The Karate Kid.

This film is entertaining and has a lot of heart.  On my 10 point scale I give it an 8 out of 10.

Warning:  It does have violence and some blood (but not much).

Good Content (Enjoy)(10/22/16)

Enjoy The Content

Final Battle of Naruto vs Sasuke

 

What So not – High you are (Branchez remix)

 

Books That Could be Interesting:

“Moonwalking With Einstein”

“The Beanie Baby Bubble The Dark Side of Cute”

“MisBehaving” by Richard Thaler

“Ready Player One” — If you enjoy gaming and nerdy stuff

“2666” by Roberto Bolano

HARLAN ELLISON — “I have no mouth and I can not scream” and “Repent Harlequin! Goes the TickTockMan” — Short Stories

The work of Frederik Pohl – “The Tunnel Under the World” — Short Story

The work of Murakami (Japanese author)

 

Movie recommendations:

 

The End of the Tour – David Foster Wallace

War Dogs (The Movie) (with Jonah Hill)

The Spectacular Now ( Biscuit likes it)

Richard Nixon Documentary on Youtube, posted by Besnik A. Behluli

Whiplash (2014)

Twelve Monkeys (with Brad Pitt)

 

I also recommend “WiseCrack” the YouTube Channel

And just general exploration of the Internet, that is how you find the good stuff!

 

Live At The Necropolis: Lords of Synth

Amazing!

This is a great piece from Adult Swim.     XANGELIX!   WENDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s a shout out to electronic music in the 80’s (I think).   This awesome 10 minute piece has some very cool synthesizer musicians battling each other.

A former President is watching them and even a pulsating ball of pure energy is in the audience!

This is an INSTANT classic!       The commentary also adds a lot to the performance.   ALSO, within the work there are some very interesting titles (and whatnot) given to the commentators and to the performers!

If you enjoy comedy that is a little bit bizarre and DEFINITELY original then I must recommend “Live At The Necropolis: Lords of Synth”

“Xangelix … … is a foool”

Sincerely,

DJ ROBO BISCUIT    (stay fluffy)

Show Some Love for Ryan Hemsworth

I wanted to use this post to show some love to Ryan Hemsworth!

His skills are so dope!   If you like electronic music and/or alternative his songs have a beautiful sound.

My Recommendations:

Lorde- Ribs (Ryan Hemsworth Remix)

Ryan Hemsworth — Cold and Tempted

Ryan Hemsworth – Cream Soda (Tomggg)

Ryan Hemsworth – Gods

Ryan Hemsworth – Overthinking

He is a talented artist with beautiful beats.  Check out his tunes and show some love!

-DJ ROBO BISCUIT