NOT based on a true story
The teacher addressed the classroom.
“Help me out guys. I’m confused about something.”
The students were only half-interested. Some were on their headphones. Some were staring blankly.
“I just want to know why I’m not rich. Any thoughts?”
A student responded “You are a teacher.”
Teacher: But I’m still confused. I thought I would be rich by now. I mean look at me, I’m white. I am good looking. My name is simple. I had good grades. I went to a University. I am a white male! Why is the world not bowing down to me?
Student: Hey Biscuit! That is kind of offensive.
Other Student: We know white men run the world.
Other Other Student: Yeah but just because Biscuit is white doesn’t mean he gets rich instantly.
Teacher (Biscuit): But class I am a White Male … … The world should be at my feet … Why am I not a billionaire? I mean, Donald Trump is a white male and so is Mark Cuban HE is White and Warren Buffett is White! I just don’t get it, Why is Biscuit not rich?
Student: Do we have a meritocracy?
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Dear Donald Trump,
Please stop hurting America.
Things in this country are changing. I know some people do not like change. “The Cheese has moved.” The changing of America is something that Conservative White People must come to terms with. Today in the USA there are more interracial couples and interracial friendships than there ever have been before. Kids in public schools are learning and growing within a climate of diversity. Children are learning in classrooms that have black students and asian students and hispanic students and white students. Conservative White America can not stop the people of different races from coming together and loving one another. Diversity promotes more diversity.
The nation is experiencing a wave of change. Interracial couples will produce interracial children. These interracial children will lead to even more diverse children. And so on and so on. People across the nation have learned that people should not be judged by the color of their skin, BUT by the content of their character. I hope the people of this nation also know that the same goes for religion. People of differing religions CAN get along because we are all ONE people and we are all ONE nation. Stop dividing the nation Donald Trump!
America does not need Xenophobia.
You are just like CNN’s Crossfire: Bad for America. When Jon Stewart took down Crossfire, it was a television show that was hurting America in that it was DIVISIVE. It was not a debate show, it was simply a polarizing argument between sides that would not compromise. Mr. Trump, you are not a UNIFY-ER. If you were somebody that wanted to Unite People then why are you so committed to building a wall on the Mexican border? If you want to Unite People, shouldn’t America be a home to Syrian refugees? Can America be a home to Muslims? I want to be clear: NOT ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS. Right? Just like how not all White Christian Men are in the KKK. Right? I bet you can find SOME White God-Loving Men in the KKK but clearly not ALL White Christian Men are in the KKK. Right? MOST PEOPLE ARE NOT TERRORISTS.
Please stop fear-mongering and sensationalizing. America is not a “White Nation.” This country is a melting pot. This country is FOR diversity. This country is FOR immigrants. After all, aren’t we ALL Immigrants?
If America is going to be throwing their votes to a fascist. I’ll be giving mine to Vermin Supreme. At least Vermin is a “FRIENDLY fascist.”
Please stop hurting America. Let the love in.
-DJ ROBO BISCUIT, concerned American citizen