USUE MAITANE ARCONADA
-biscuit, stay fluffy
USUE MAITANE ARCONADA
-biscuit, stay fluffy
This book is interesting. It is a sociological study of street life at “Jelly’s” which is a bar and liquor shop. Anderson when he was a college student spent time with and observing the men of Jelly’s. He broke them down into 3 groups: “The Regulars” “The Wineheads” and “The Hoodlums”
I recommend the book if you want to read someone trying to understand the life and psychology of men “of the street” as well as men who are in the “inner city” of America and who are men who are kind of on the fringe of society in a means of lower middle class to lower class. There are also “hustlers” and some beggars. The books is really really fascinating.
Here is just one example with an excerpt from the book:
Around Jelly’s, Oscar often expresses his desire for “big money.” He is usually hatching some scheme to get “some quick money” with a friend from the corner. Sometimes he will whisper to one person about his designs on another. He might say, “Psst. Hey, Eli. Watch this. Hey Sam, lemme hold a dollar till payday?” If Sam, a friend of his, will “loan” Oscar the money, Oscar will then wink or hunch another person, to communicate how “smooth” and “slick” he is. With money in his pocket already, Oscar feels he has “beat” the person making the loan.
Another except still in regards to “Oscar” :
Like other hoodlums around Jelly’s, Oscar lives and actively participates in what might be described as the subculture of violence of the ghetto streets. He is commonly armed with his .38 caliber pistol, which he occasionally flashes. He expects others to be “carryin’ somethin’ ” . Frequently he may be seen standing with his hands dug into his pants pockets, as though he were ready to come “up with somethin’ ” at any moment should the need arise. He says this posture will “make anybody think twice before they try to do somethin’ to you.” He refers to his weapon as “my li’l equalizers that keep me alive” and that allow him to make his rounds. Among group members he is known as someone who can “really go,” meaning he is considered a good street fighter and will not hesitate to fight. Oscar has fought often and has threatened to cut people around Jelly’s. Although I have never seen him do it, some say he has drawn his pistol on others around the corner more than once.
Those are just a couple of excerpts from the book. It depicts men who are living their life socially by hanging out at the liquor store and bar.
This information came from the book which I had to special order from my local library.
-DJ ROBO BISCUIT, stay fluffy
As he journeyed he traveled up and up
he moved up and up into the Heavens
but he did not get as far as he hoped
his ship fell
but he lived
the planet was breathable
he met a friendly creature and the creature stood on two legs just as he
the creature took him in and became his friend
he met friends of the creature and the friends were kind as well
BUT the creature and his friends warned him to not go across the line
“The other side is not safe.”
they said. he was warned to not go out and meet the others who lived across the line
the others were monsters who spewed venom
but the man was not always wise and of course wanted to see for himself … …
I want to thank “DJ ROBO BRISKET or Whatever” for this Contribution to the blog page. It is an interesting story and I hope my fans will find it to be entertaining.
Don was the epitome of a man who was destined to be a professional eater but never put in the effort to get past the amateur stage. In fact, back in high school, Don was nominated by his friends to be “Most likely to be a top competitive eater” after witnessing him devour two whole pizzas and he still had room to finish off a bucket of fried chicken. That is just one highlight out of countless other feats of eating. Don never thought much about it. When Don was hungry he would eat.
Don worked at an accounting firm. It was an okay job. Don might go as far as saying it was a good job. The salary was competitive and he enjoyed his co-workers. The cube-farm lifestyle really appealed to Don since it gave him plenty of time to procrastinate during the day while chatting with co-workers.
One day at the accounting firm, there was a fitness ‘competition’ to raise awareness. Awareness of what, Don was not certain, but he played along anyway. Don had never considered himself to be an athlete, but he reckoned he could be competitive in most workplace competitions, except in running. Craig from two cubes over was known for running ultra-marathons.
Don was quickly proven incorrect.
During the push-up competition, Don was unable to complete a single push-up. During the jumping jack competition (which Don, as well as many others, were surprised is a thing), Don was quickly disqualified after his heavy bounces resulted in a smashed monitor from rattling off the desk. There were a few other events at which Don continued the trend of the first two events.
Don was rather disheartened after realizing he came in absolute last place. Of course, they didn’t announce the last place loser, they only announced the top three winners. But Don did the math, he was an accountant after all.
Coming in last place had upset Don, but there was a moment during the competition that made him realize it was time for a change. During the jumping jacks he noticed there were parts of his body that were jiggling while jumping that should not be jiggling on a man. Don determined to do something about his weight.
People made many assumptions about Don, but nobody ever assumed that he was dumb. In fact, he wasn’t dumb. Don was quite intelligent. Don was the type of person who researches everything, and as a result is good at researching things. Weight loss was no exception.
On Don’s fancy smartphone was an app for tracking his food intake. This app was called MyFoodDude. Along with tracking food intake, it would tell one how much they should be consuming. After reading countless reviews (significantly more than a normal person would’ve read through), Don had determined that MyFoodDude was the absolute best app for the job.
For two weeks, Don was extremely precise about all of his intake. He had temporarily given up all of his favorite foods, and instead had to carefully weigh all of his new and bland foods before eating. After those two weeks, Don had lost about five pounds. He was happy to see the results, but the accountant in him instantly extrapolated and saw how long he would have to be eating carefully.
Don had noticed it was obnoxiously easy to make a mistake when converting units within the app. When one switched from grams to lbs it would keep the value from the grams. If one wasn’t careful, they could easily add 200 lbs of a food when they had meant 200 grams. Don was always watching out for this since he wanted to be precise in his tracking.
After those two weeks, Don decided to celebrate with a day of no tracking foods and instead eating some pizza. It was Don’s favorite food after all, and he had lost five pounds, so it was justified to him.
Remarkably, when Don weighed himself the next morning he had not gained any weight. In fact, he had continued his weight loss trend and he was absolutely starving. Chicken and quinoa have their place, but when Don felt as though he was about to expire from starvation, there was always available loving embrace of fast food only minutes away. Don hopped in his car and sped to the nearest golden arches.
Don couldn’t decide if he wanted one BigMac or two, so he opted for three. It made sense to Don at the time, as he was indeed very hungry.
The next couple of days went by similarly. Don was getting alarmed at his rapid weight-loss and thought it might be something medical. Before jumping to conclusions, Don decided to use that app, MyFoodDude to make sure that he was eating enough. When Don first opened the app, it showed him a streak of missed days. Somewhere in the back of Don’s mind, he noticed that those missed days corresponded with his days of starvation. The thought never reached the conscious portion of Don’s mind, and disappeared into nothingness.
After tracking a full day of eating, Don felt content and healthy. Don was no longer fearing death by starvation. Perhaps he had not been eating enough the past few days, Don had theorized. The next few days involved lots of weighing and measuring of foods and liquids to ensure that another similar accident didn’t occur.
One day, Don had cooked 300 grams of shrimp. Shrimp is low in calories and high in protein, so it was a good, albeit expensive entree. While tracking this, Don forgot to switch from pounds to grams. As the save button was inattentively pressed, Don instantly died.
A few weeks and many similar obituary entries later, MyFoodDude was updated. In the patch notes was “Fixed erratic behavior.”
(END OF STORY)
Serena Williams is the current World Number 1 and pregnant. She is only number 1 by 100 ranking points so if Serena is out with pregnancy then expect Kerber to overtake her in the next month or two (once we hit French Open and Wimbledon).
Venus Williams is number 11 in the world. 36 years old and counting. Venus is incredibly dangerous and has the ability to beat any player when she is playing well and attacking.
Madison Keys is number 13 in the world. 22 years old and a big time power player. Possible Wimbledon threat but she is an obvious hard court specialist.
CoCo Vandeweghe is world number 20. Power player with a big serve. She can possibly overpower the other girls. But can CoCo keep her head in the game?
Lauren Davis is world number 32. Only 23 years old and she is more of a clay court specialist and a “grinder.” Look for her to do well in the clay court season. Davis is quick and her game is kind of similar to Cibulkova.
USUE ARCONADA is world number 248 and 18 years old.
Here is a list of players with rankings:
Riske is 40 in the world.
McHale is 47 in the world.
Rogers is 52 in the world.
Catherine Bellis is 55 in the world at age 18.
Lepchenko is 66 in the world.
Madison Brengle is 82 in the world.
Julia Boserup is 85 in the world.
Brady is 87 in the world.
King is 100 in the world.
Mattek-Sands ; Gibbs ; Chirico ; Townsend ; Vickery; Muhammed; Kayla Day ; Jamie Loeb; Ahn; Falconi; Kenin; Sloane Stephens; and Anisimova are also pro players with rankings outside the top 100.
Also, Melanie Oudin is 277 in the world.
American women’s tennis is doing stronger than it was 2 or 3 years ago. The younger players of Riske and Davis are performing better most likely due to experience and more intense training. Sloane Stephens was marked as like the NEW SERENA but she has kind of fallen apart (I guess with injury), she is definitely not doing well currently. Rogers is dangerous on the Clay due to her power tennis and she is very dangerous against the top players. Serena and Venus can still play great tennis. CoCo had a big run in Australia so we need to see if she can keep it going. Catherine Bellis is for sure a talented player but also young and not experienced. But, if Bellis can play well then she can do damage in any tournament (I was disappointed she lost that match to Flipkens earlier this year but I guess experience defeated Youth).
I like the game of Madison Brengle. She has an “ugly game.” It is not beautiful to watch her tennis but she is able to win points and her game is very no-nonsense. I think Odin said “She makes you play bad.” Brengle can slice and hit flat and hit topspin and she will change the pace on purpose to mess up her opponent. Brengle does not get much love from the commentators but I think fans of tennis can appreciate the Brengle tennis game.
American Women’s tennis has some talent and there are many players who are outside the top 100 who are good players but we shall see how the ladies do in the clay court season.
When Wimbledon comes around look for Venus to do well and maybe Brengle.
When the hard court season comes back look for Riske and Davis to do well. I think Asia Muhhammed could be a great player if she could be a little more solid. Also, Kayla Day is on the rise as well.
Go American girls tennis!
(End of Entry, DJ ROBO BISCUIT)
I wanted to knock that smirk off of his face. His ugly face. His face had the look of blissful ignorance. What a fool! He barely knew how to hit topspin!
Josh was playing once again in an epic battle against Patrick. They were truly playing an epic match on the public courts of their city. The other two courts were empty and there were some kids playing TeeBall two hundred yards east.
The two men walked to change sides.
“Well, my talent is on display yet again!” Josh boasted.
“Yeah, Yeah.” Said Patrick.
“Hey man. It’s going to be tough to beat me. I am really on fire today if I do say so myself.” Josh swallowed some water and walked to his side of the court.
I will beat you. This victory shall be mine. I just need to run your chubby body!
Patrick could feel his determination rising.
Josh served the ball. Patrick hit his return into the net. FUDGE!
“Let’s go me!” Josh yelled and fist pumped.
Ugh! Bad sportsmanship.
There was a woman jogging who was well-endowed. There was a noticeable “bounce” to her run. Her ponytailed hair bounced side-to-side as she moved with her heavenly stride.
Patrick creamed his pants. His inner thigh and crotch area became sticky and uncomfortable.
“I don’t know why but I can sense that my victory is assured!” Yelled out Josh across the net. He had not seen the jogging woman.
(END OF ENTRY, DJ ROBO BISCUIT)
The man traveled into town.
He had a nice night and met a girl who was kind and smart. The man wanted to go with the girl to his room. She accepted his invitation. She found the man to be a kind and gentle lover.
The next day came. The man awoke from his slumber. He had slept peacefully and was tired from his love-making.
He walked about the town. The man was handsome. The women of the town would often look at him as he walked past.
Night came soon enough. The man went to the local bar. He saw the girl from the night before and he politely waved at her. When he was at the bar he found another man who was sitting alone. He sat next to this Lonely Man. He took a liking to this Lonely Man. The man explained he did not have a room for the night and he needed somewhere to stay. The Lonely man said the Man could sleep with him. The wandering man who had entered the town only a day before accepted the offer. That night the two men made love together.
The Man woke up the next day. His body was sore from love-making. When the Man decided to get out of bed it was near noon. As he walked outside there were some tough men who stood in the street and looked at him.
Their leader spoke, “It’s time for you to go.”
The Man looked at their leader: “Why is that?”
“You have crossed the line. Men like yourself are not welcome here.” Their leader spoke again.
“What kind of a Man am I?” Asked the Man.
“Don’t get fresh with me! The good people of this town saw you with the other man last night. Such a thing is an abomination and not welcome in our town. You must leave at once. If you do not leave on your own, we will have to remove you by force.” Their leader spoke bluntly and clearly.
“I understand. Thank you for your hospitality.” Said The Man.
The wandering man, who had entered the town and who had been with two different partners during his time, left the town. He walked on in search of a new town.
-END OF ENTRY, DJ ROBO BISCUIT, April 2017