The man at the podium was addressing his congregation, “And for He is a merciful Lord! He is a master who knows all! You must work to be on his good side if you wish to enter his pearly gates.”
The man at the podium continued his Sermon. The listeners sat in rapture at his words.
The sermon ended and the congregation spread out to enjoy their Sunday lunches.
That night, the man was at home with his loving wife.
She spoke, “Oh, how I love you so my dear! I think we should have sex tonight if the Lord allows it.”
The man smiled, “The Lord does allow it, I can feel him giving me the nod from up above.”
They had passionate sex.
(To be continued)
-DJ ROBO BISCUIT