Uncelebrated Man Dies at Age 75 (Biscuit Death) (Average Man passes away)

Robert Pepper died on September 25th, 2017.  He was 75 years old.  The world was relatively unaffected.

Robert had spent most of his career as an accountant at various organizations.  He had a house and he had two children, a boy and a girl.

“Robert was pretty average” said a friend of his.   “He wasn’t too exciting but not too boring ya know.  He enjoyed tv sitcoms like Friends and Seinfeld!”

The cause of death of Robert was Cardiac Arrest.  The doctors concluded that because of his age and the clogging in his arteries from a lifetime of unhealthy eating had done him in.

“Robert really liked his bacon.”  His wife said.

 

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Average man dies and his not celebrated.

(Biscuit Tale)

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