Corporate Man (March 25th)

I drive to work.

I am prepared to represent the corporation.

I must prepare to work in a pleasant and courteous manner.

What is paramount is the customer.  I am obsessed about the customer.  It is vital to the survival of the company that the customer is satisfied.

I am prepared to seek out new customers.

I must maintain and pleasant and courteous manner.

I must not lose my cool.  I must not fall asleep.  I must self-motivate.  I must go above and beyond in my work.

I shall respond to emails in a quick and timely manner.

The customer must be satisfied.

No matter if they are mean or rude, I shall be pleasant.

I am a fortress of pleasantry.

 

-DJ ROBO BISCUIT, end of entry, March 25th

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