Jon Every found the box of cereal.
This cereal box did not have a Noodle Monster touching balls in milk.
It was a cereal box that had a picture of a man on it. A man with a brown beard and brown hair. His arms were spread wide and his face was calm.
“Interesting.” Said Jon Every. “This box is so different from the other boxes.”
He thought it was so odd to see a human man making gestures with food. He was so used to seeing only the Holy Noodle touch balls with His mighty appendages.
“The cult of Christianity must be gaining more followers than I thought.” Said Jon.
A young boy ran up close and pointed at the cereal box with Jesus on it. “Mom look! There is a white man on this box!”
The mom moved quickly and grabbed her son. “Don’t look at that vile thing Billy! That white demon is a desecration to the Noodle that we hold sacred.”
The mom and young boy moved away.
Jon Every thought out loud, “This world is becoming stranger everyday.”
-End of Entry, DJ ROBO BISCUIT