The Soldier Who Did Not Age

“How does it feel?”

“How does what feel?”

“How does it feel to never grow old?”

“Oh, I do not know.  I have only ever known what it feels like to be myself.”

“But you are still 32 years old.”

“Yes that is true.”

“After all of these years?”

“Yes, after all of these years.”

“But do you feel pain?”

“Of course I feel pain.  I am not Superman.  I am not indestructible.”

“Have you been hurt before?”

“I have.  I have been shot.  And I have been close to death many times.”

“Oh really?”

“Yes.  But I did not die. I was resilient.  And I slowly healed and came back to my full strength.”

“But how many years have you been alive?”

“I have lost count.  But you are not my first lover that is for sure.”

“But when were you born?”

“I was born a long time ago.  Back then our weapons were barbaric.  I was a knight.  I had a horse I rode in battle.  I wore armor and I had a sharp and deadly sword.”

-to be continued, DJ ROBO BISCUIT

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