Noodle World Cereal Part 2

Jon Every found the box of cereal.

This cereal box did not have a Noodle Monster touching balls in milk.

It was a cereal box that had a picture of a man on it.  A man with a brown beard and brown hair.  His arms were spread wide and his face was calm.

“Interesting.” Said Jon Every.  “This box is so different from the other boxes.”

He thought it was so odd to see a human man making gestures with food.  He was so used to seeing only the Holy Noodle touch balls with His mighty appendages.

“The cult of Christianity must be gaining more followers than I thought.”  Said Jon.

A young boy ran up close and pointed at the cereal box with Jesus on it.  “Mom look!  There is a white man on this box!”

The mom moved quickly and grabbed her son.  “Don’t look at that vile thing Billy!  That white demon is a desecration to the Noodle that we hold sacred.”

The mom and young boy moved away.

Jon Every thought out loud, “This world is becoming stranger everyday.”

-End of Entry, DJ ROBO BISCUIT

Professional Tennis Update

As of Feb 26

Casper Ruud jumped up 75 spots in the ATP rankings.  18 year old from Norway.

Alexander Bublik jumped up 33 spots in the ATP Rankings.  19 year old from Kazakstan.

Elina SVITOLINA moved to number 10, her new career high ranking.

Catherine CICI Bellis moved to number 56 in the rankings at age 17 years old.

Will be interesting to see if there are any surprises that happen in March where Indian Wells and Miami are happening!

-DJ ROBO BISCUIT

NC points for tournaments Junior 2017

Level 5 Champion – 66 points

Level 4 Champion – 165 points

Level 3 Champion – 220 points

Level 1 Champion (State Closed, etc) – 660 points

 

Points for USTA junior tournaments in North Carolina

L5 is the entry level (novice) tournaments

(Photo is Jessie Aney UNC Tennis)

 

 

The End Of The Small Town (Story)

It had been decided.

The people of Forevertown voted to end their time of being a town.

Forevertown only had 100 people who lived in it.

“All we have are streetlights.” Said one local man.

“We don’t have money for the police.” Said a local woman.

The denizens of Forevertown just did not see a reason to continue being a town.

The people of the town voted.  Of course, it was only about 12 people who showed up to vote.  In 10 days, Forevertown would no longer exist.  It would stop being a town.

A local man took time to talk to his wife.

“Well honey, it was good while it lasted.”

“You bet babe we had some really good years living here in Forevertown.”

“Yeah, well I guess I’ll send some of our money to our son.”

“Good idea babe.  Our son will appreciate it.  I guess he was thinking good when he decided to move to the city.”

“I reckon so.”

As some people walked into the local store to purchase some small goods there was a certain strange-ness that settled into the town denizens.

People were saying weird things to one another.

“I’ll see you at Church for our big ceremony.”  One lady said.

“I’ll need to write some letters for sure.”  Another woman said.

“I just can not believe this.” One man said.  His face appeared to be stunned.

One old woman walked into the small convenience store.  She looked at the older man working behind the counter.  “Well Jim, I been livin’ here in Forvertown for the past 50 years and I just can not believe that it’s going to end.”

Jim looked at her.  “Sometimes good things have to come to an end Jessica.”

Over the next few days in Forevertown, there were more letters sent off to different places than in the whole history of Forevertown.

The days went by.  People went about their lives.  Some of the couples had a little more intimacy and kind physicalness than they usually did.  People drank more alcohol than they usually did.

The 6th day came.  It was a Sunday.  Many members of Forevertown were at the service.

The pastor was powerful and commanding.  Many Forevertownians were on their knees and praying harder than they ever had.

“The Lord is a merciful one!  He has been watching you your whole life and he rewards those that have done well.  The Sinners will be punished!  We can never forget the powerful value of our beliefs!  The Lord can hear your prayers!  Talk to him!  Do not be stingy with your donation. Amen to all!”

Many people put $20 dollar bills in the collection plate (most usually put far less).

There were news story from other areas about Forevertown.

Local Town goes off the Map

Forevertown Ends

The Show is Over for the Small Town

(Those were the headlines)

The 9th day came.  People were friendlier than they have ever been.  People drank heavily. People gave their love.  People got very close together without any kind of protection.

Old man Jim crawled into bed with his wife, Debra.  The 10th day was soon upon them.

“Honey, I love you.”

“I love you too babe.”

They started to cry.  “I don’t want Forevertown to end!”

“Sorry honey.  Sometimes a town like this has to come to an end.”

They cried and cried and went to sleep.

The clock struck midnight.

 

It was midnight on the outskirts of town.  The bulldozers had arrived.  There was a Mapman with a map and he was ready to mark it.  The line of bulldozers had 20 (plenty for a small town).  There were men who stood on the bulldozer, they were called the “Lookers.”  The Mapman walked and made eye contact with all of the Lookers.  The Lookers looked at him and showed him their handguns.  They all cocked them and took off the safety.  Once the Mapman knew his team was ready, he gave the command.  “Let’s end this town.”

The Bulldozers moved forward with all of the Lookers on high alert.  Forevertown did not put up a fight; it knew its time was up.  There were only 4 gunshots needed.

After two hours of labor, the deed had been done.

The Mapman looked around and said, “Good job boys.  2:03AM.  Mission accomplished.”

All of Forevertown had been ended.  Including the people.

 

-End of Entry, DJ ROBO BISCUIT

 

Rob vs Bob

“Do you know why you are here?”

“To be an agent.”

“Yes.  That is obvious.  This is an agency.”

“Well, right.”

“But do you know why you are here at this agency?”

“You wanted the best and the brightest.”

“So here you are?”

“So here I am.”

“Do you consider yourself to be good with time?”

“I think I manage it well.”

“Have you ever lost it?”

“Come again?”

“Robert, Have you ever lost time?”

“Do you mean lost track of it?”

“I do not.”

“Well, you can not lose it.”

“I beg to differ Robert.  I beg to differ.”

“I am confused.”

“Well Robert, are you ready to become an agent?”

“I don’t know my assignments.”

“You only have one assignment.”

“Only one?”

“Yes.  We need you to track down one of our agents who has gone rogue.”

“Gone Rogue?”

“Yes.  He turned against the agency and against humanity.”

“So, he is a rogue agent that I need to stop?”

“Yes.  His name is Bob.”

-End of Entry, DJ ROBO BISCUIT

The Soldier Who Did Not Age

“How does it feel?”

“How does what feel?”

“How does it feel to never grow old?”

“Oh, I do not know.  I have only ever known what it feels like to be myself.”

“But you are still 32 years old.”

“Yes that is true.”

“After all of these years?”

“Yes, after all of these years.”

“But do you feel pain?”

“Of course I feel pain.  I am not Superman.  I am not indestructible.”

“Have you been hurt before?”

“I have.  I have been shot.  And I have been close to death many times.”

“Oh really?”

“Yes.  But I did not die. I was resilient.  And I slowly healed and came back to my full strength.”

“But how many years have you been alive?”

“I have lost count.  But you are not my first lover that is for sure.”

“But when were you born?”

“I was born a long time ago.  Back then our weapons were barbaric.  I was a knight.  I had a horse I rode in battle.  I wore armor and I had a sharp and deadly sword.”

-to be continued, DJ ROBO BISCUIT

The Cliff and Flight

“Honey, I am excited for you.”

“Thank you babe.  I am getting close to achieving my destiny.”

“Yes you are.  Soon you will reach 100% potential and you will soar like an eagle.”

“Yes.  I thought I was doing great things when I was able to sustain my love-making for five minutes.”

“Yeah.  I enjoyed that.”

“And I thought I had achieved one of my highest potentials when I finished writing my erotic novel.”

“Yes.  It took great perseverance and creative strength.”

“I have been doing my push-ups and my deep meditation.  Tomorrow is the day for sure.  Leader says I am right on the cusp of achieving 100% and then I shall lift off.”

“But are you afraid?”

“Afraid?”

“Yes.  Are you afraid?  Do you really think you will be able to lift your body off the ground and fly like a bird?  You don’t even have wings.”

“Honey.  Do you doubt our leader and his teachings?”

“Of course not.”

“Right.  Well there is nothing to fear except for fear itself.”

“But I am scared.  I don’t want Leader to just push you off the cliff and have you fall into the abyss of darkness.”

“That will not happen.  When I am pushed I will not fall.  I will soar like a bird.  A powerful bird who has finally reached 100% potential after years of work.”

-End of Entry, DJ ROBO BISCUIT