High School Words (Real Life) Part 2

 

(In reference to running and training)

High School Boy:  “ya know what I’m sayin’ man MY LUNGS uh uh uh they just not what they used to be!”

High School Boy continued: “Coach tryin’ a make me run poles nuh uh son I’m not feelin’ that!”

(In reference to another girl)

High School Girl: “This BITCH don’t know who she playin’ with.  I heard she be talking SHIT I’m gonna have to stomp this Bitch!  I don’t let nobody be playin’ me.  This Bitch she think she cute but she be busted!   I’m seein’ her at the Dollar (in reference to the establishment known as “Dollar Tree”) when school gets out and that’s where this SHIT is going down.   uh uh uh this Bitch ain’t playin’ me no more.”

(In reference to texting — sending text messages [maybe to a male] )

High School Girl:  “You know I be sending people big messages!”

“But then he be focusing on the bottom part of the message.”

“I mean … why you think I wrote that WHOLE message?!     (laughs) That’s what I get for writing a big paragraph!”

 

(unknown reference, maybe some kind of fight)

High School Girl:  “I’m just like Biiiiitttccchhhh!  I am too good for you! Try another one!”

(Just rambling)

High School Girl:  “Bruh I was high as hell, he was lookin’ like a Halloween creature, ya know what I’m talking about?  Straight up Halloween Town!

 

(In reference to a female teacher)

High School Girl:  “If she is in class today then I’m not going in, I can not STAND that woman!  WAY too dramatic!”

 

Friday October 21st, 2016 — Stay Fluffy, DJ ROBO BISCUIT!

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