Beauty Beyond Bones (The Biscuit)

(Dedicated to Beauty Beyond Bones; Sunglasses Girl)

I woke up this morning and I was feeling #blessed

I looked out my window and I just could not help but think “Wow God is so good.”

I arose out of my bed which was so comfy and soft.  I placed my happy feet on the ground and made sure to adjust my undergarments to keep everything covered up.  Gotta keep my pig in the blanket if you know what I mean #DecentExposure #DoItForTheLord

I looked in my mirror and I was happy with my reflection.  “Man I look good.   And Thank you God for blessing me with my beauty.”  #GiveItUpToGod #GodIsGood #ClearlyNotJustGenetics

I was checking my e-mails.  I saw that Harvard sent me an e-mail in response to my job application.   “This is so good God thank you.” (that was my thought)     I read the e-mail.  I did not get the job.   I began to think, “Maybe I am not good enough?   Do I suck?  Will anybody ever hire me?”    But then I remembered, “Wait a second.  This is just part of God’s plan.   Thank you to the Lord.”    Just feeling #Blessed for my smart realizations

I walked into my local Barnes&Noble. #GodIsGood     As I walked over to the inner Starbucks I was feeling #blessed for all of the cold hard cash I had in my wallet.  Ready to spend some of that green on my favorite charity: myself.   Don’t worry God I’ll be putting the change in the tip jar.  #Giving #Blessed         I got myself a nice pumpkin spice latte and was super excited to take a photo of it and then slam it onto all of my social media and just explode the internet.  #JustWhatTheLordWanted #DoingGodsWork

I picked up a copy of “Thus Spoke Zarathustra” because I enjoy reading #BlessedForMyOwnLiteracy and I knew that Frederick Nichey McNietzche was a good author but as I began reading the book I was totally feeling NOT #Blessed … …. I read the words “God is Dead” and I just knew that this book was the work of the Devil and the Dark Lord himself must have possessed the crazed Nietzsche to write such a vile abomination.   Luckily, I had my tiny cross around my neck and I grabbed it.  It gave me comfort.   Was once again feeling #blessed and #Safe with my faith to give me strength

As I got back home for my super comfy nap time I just couldn’t stop feeling so #blessed for being a good looking person and being able to take naps after chilling at Barnes&Noble

#KeepItUpGod #StayFresh #Fluffy

(End of Entry, DJ ROBO BISCUIT)

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