I was on court battling hard.
I just missed a backhand in the net.
I was working extra hard to defeat my opponent! I MUST win!
It was looking like a tough match. I had to play one of my rivals, JOSH! I was very worried about losing. If I lost, he was sure to post some kind of lame status on his Facebook Wall. I could not allow that to happen.
I went to serve. As I threw my ball up in the air, something caught my eye. I swung and missed!
“HA HA ! Fault!” Josh yelled at me.
I looked to my left. It was only a squirrel. Damn! I thought extra hard inside my own mind.
I was battling hard for my points. But Josh won the game. We had to change sides.
“Man, I am hitting the balls great.” Said Josh.
Josh is extra annoying and he enjoys telling me how good he is at tennis. I MUST defeat him to silence him.
We began to play points again. I was soon to strike a backhand but then a young woman ran by the courts. She was jogging. I think she might have been a goddess. She had brown hair and was in GREAT physical shape. I could tell that she was wearing LuluLemon brand yoga pants. I began to wonder “What is her name?” “Is she close to my age?”
“Game.” Said Josh.
CRAP! LuluLemon girl cost me that whole game. I was completely out of it. Now my whole mind was on LuluLemon. Will she return? Please God, I hope she is running in a circle so she shall return and see me defend my honor against the evil Josh.
(End of Entry, Tennis Diaries)