NOT based on a true story
The teacher addressed the classroom.
“Help me out guys. I’m confused about something.”
The students were only half-interested. Some were on their headphones. Some were staring blankly.
“I just want to know why I’m not rich. Any thoughts?”
A student responded “You are a teacher.”
Teacher: But I’m still confused. I thought I would be rich by now. I mean look at me, I’m white. I am good looking. My name is simple. I had good grades. I went to a University. I am a white male! Why is the world not bowing down to me?
Student: Hey Biscuit! That is kind of offensive.
Other Student: We know white men run the world.
Other Other Student: Yeah but just because Biscuit is white doesn’t mean he gets rich instantly.
Teacher (Biscuit): But class I am a White Male … … The world should be at my feet … Why am I not a billionaire? I mean, Donald Trump is a white male and so is Mark Cuban HE is White and Warren Buffett is White! I just don’t get it, Why is Biscuit not rich?
Student: Do we have a meritocracy?
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