Noodle World – Entry 14 (Deep Part 2)

The man in the robes began his talk.

“I say Hallelujah!  I say Hallelujah!”

“You people, you need something!  Something real!  Something that is strong that you can feel!”

John Every looked around the room.  He saw twinkles in the eyes of the gathered people.

“People are not happy!  We are living in a Devil’s World!  I feel sorry for the sinners out there!   And I have compassion for the sinners in here! For we all have some sin!”

“The people of this world, they have betrayed the Lord!  I’m talking about the almighty GOD!  I’m talking about Jesus Christ!”

“How could they give up on our Lord and Savior?  How could they accept a Monster made of Noodles?”

“It goes back to Nietzsche.    We know the tale of the Madman. ‘God is dead. And we have killed him.’   That is what it was.   It was Man.  It was our Minds!”

“The people of this world.  They thought they could outTHINK God!   They thought they could use Logic and Reason to prove him not there.    But let me tell you something, He is Real!   I Believe!   I can FEEL him!   God is all-knowing and all-seeing!    They thought they could hide from him and join forces with a Pasta Monster BUT I SAY NO!”

The people were cheering.

“You are on the path to salvation!  You are on the true path!”

“And we will NOT engage in pre-marital sex!  It is frowned upon by The Lord!”

John Every was enjoying the spirituality of this Christianity.  But he felt uneasy about letting his belief have control over his sex life.

-End of Entry, DJ ROBO BISCUIT

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