I just don’t know man, I am having doubts… …
It seems hard to believe that this Noodle Monster is the creator!!! I just don’t feel that there is a connection between Pirates and Global warming. How do people know that it isn’t just a normally occurring phenomena?
Nobody feels weird about this? They don’t think that it’s odd for us to worship a Noodle Monster???
Wouldn’t it make more sense for our Diety to be … I don’t know … a man?
“Woah man, you are sounding kind of crazy.”
Wouldn’t a powerful god create man in his image? Why would a Gigantic Spaghetti Monster create human beings?
I know it’s the popular religion …. … but but but maybe there is an alternative?
I may consider seeking out a cult.
“Woah my man, I am a little bit worried about you.”
-End of Entry. (Doubt)