Noodle World — New Entry (Feb 5)

I just don’t know man, I am having doubts… …

It seems hard to believe that this Noodle Monster is the creator!!!     I just don’t feel that there is a connection between Pirates and Global warming.     How do people know that it isn’t just a normally occurring phenomena?

Nobody feels weird about this?     They don’t think that it’s odd for us to worship a Noodle Monster???

Wouldn’t it make more sense for our Diety to be … I don’t know … a man?

“Woah man, you are sounding kind of crazy.”

Wouldn’t a powerful god create man in his image?  Why would a Gigantic Spaghetti Monster create human beings?

I know it’s the popular religion …. … but but but maybe there is an alternative?

I may consider seeking out a cult.

“Woah my man, I am a little bit worried about you.”

-End of Entry. (Doubt)

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