Noodle World – Entry #2

Pastafarians celebrate every Friday as a Holy Day.

John enjoyed his Thursday.  The day was pleasant.  John had some delicious Hibachi shrimp at lunch time and he devoured a succulent lamb kebab at dinner.  Thursday was not a perfect day.  While eating his Hibachi Shrimp at Speedy Japan (the quick japanese food in the strip mall) he was uncomfortable with the wall decor.   There was a poster on the wall of a stout Asian man fishing in a small river with bamboo surrounding him  (which John expected from a Japanese restaurant).  However, next to the eastern influenced poster, there was a representation of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.  The Pasta Deity had one of his noodles around a samurai sword and at the bottom of the poster it read “HE is with Japan.”

John thought to himself, “This seems offensive to me.  Shouldn’t the people of Japan have some kind of native beliefs?”

After a night of sleeping the day had become Friday.  Many people were wearing their colanders.  John usually did not wear a pasta strainer on his head.  He personally thought it was “a little odd.”

He was having a hard time deciding on his Friday Lunch.  As John drove down the road he thought, “Maybe a chicken sandwich.”   He happened to be driving on BlackBeard Road which John remembered had a Chicken Phils.    He became excited as he got closer, imagining the delicious taste of that savory chicken sandwich in his mouth (maybe even with a Phd Pepper [a sweet soft drink]).

As his car came upon the Chicken Restaurant, his heart dropped upon seeing the store lights were not on.  “Damn!  It’s Friday.  Why would a fast casual restaurant see a need to close every Friday?!  Don’t they know I want to eat their chicken?!”  John was not happy.

As he drove to BeauJanes (another chicken restaurant) John thought questioning thoughts  over the influence that religion should have over business … …

End of Entry Number 2, Noodle World, DJ Robo Biscuit.

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