Noodle World — Entry #1

(The First Entry, Noodle World)

The young couple entered the place of worship.  They saw high ceilings and wooden pews.  There were old people walking around slowly.  As John Every looked up at the glass paned windows his brow crumpled slightly.  On the glass panes was a beautiful design which had dated back for centuries:  The Flying Spaghetti Monster.   There it was in all of its magnificence.  The Noodles.  The Meatballs.  The Eyes.

The elderly entered the ancient wooden doors.  There was a tiny bowl of marinara sauce next to the door.  The old women reached down two fingers, dipped them into the marinara sauce, and began her homage.  She made it look as her two fingers were stirring a pot of spaghetti and then placed the marinara sauce into her mouth.  She then looked up to the Carbohydrate Monster on the window: “R’amen,” she spoke in a soft voice.

John Every and his girlfriend walked through the old cathedral.  They walked over to a piece of art that the elderly were crowding around.  There was an art structure on display. There were pirate statues.  There were Sun-beings.  There were normal folk.  All of whom, were being touched, by His Noodle Appendage.  The elderly looked upon the tribute with respect.

The young couple walked into the cemetery next to the cathedral.  Each grave plot had a Death-rock with a small design of The Flying Spaghetti Monster on it.  Usually the Death-rocks had words on them.  “She was a kind woman.”  “This man lived a life.” “This man and his mistresses met a swift death.” “She was TRULY touched by His Noodle.”  There was a grieving family placing a small bowl of plain pasta next to one of the Death-rocks.

“Touching,” said Virginia-Mary (John Every’s girlfriend).

“You know, sometimes I get the feeling that things shouldn’t be this way.  Shouldn’t there be a nicer way of saying it than ‘Death-rock?’ And shouldn’t there be a higher moral to live up to than this pasta monster?” John whispered to Virginia-Mary.

“Don’t be so offensive John.  This is a cemetery.” Virginia-Mary chided John.

— End of Entry One, DJ RoboBiscuit

 

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